Froyo Swaggins

Basic Info
Froyo was originally supposed to be the main character of the story but Sauro-Camel stole his attention. Froyo fights for peace, justice, and manure bathtubs. Froyo is part of the Camelship and was entrusted with the Camel Shoe of power so he could destroy it at the butt cracks of doom, on peanut butter mountain. Froyo is the hero of the story and the one who made all of the most horrible mistakes such as letting the camel shoe fall into the evil hands of Sauro-Camel.

Personality
Froyo is one of the most retarded of the entire series, Froyo has an IQ of -40 and enjoys swimming in manure and eating rotten bananas. When Froyo is not screwing up; he is screwing up, falling off of cliffs, wasting health potions, pole dancing, crawling up the plumbing, or sliding across the walls. Froyo also enjoys strangling baby camels, stealing from the homeless, and eating fusion paste. Some of Froyo's favorite objects include; Little Tikes(Trademark) baby toilets, deodorant sticks, his moms underwear, and his hair. Some of Froyo's friends are; Aracamel, Sauro-Camel, Camdalf, Legocamel, Camli, Cam Lol2gee, and Pingas Manaj.