Attack on Camel-Stan Part 1

Part 1
Once upon a time there was a happy camel named Froyo Swaggins. Froyo was on a walk one day when he heard a camel wailing in terror. "This looks like a job for... someone else" Froyo said continuing his walk. All of the sudden an Axe deoderant stick hit Froyo in the face and knocked him out. 9 hours later he woke up, he was covered in moldy pizza and had a stick of deoderant implanted into his face. He pulled it out and looked at the label; it was shrek flavoured and had a try me button. Froyo pushed the button and his mind entered a Skype call. He saw two male camels in bikinis rubbing their faces on a toilet, in front of them was a couch with no one on it and a coffee table where two camels where playing a mix of go-fish and the Cameldesert Trading Card game. A rich looking camel with a mustache and goatee was there. He wore a tux, a top hat, and a rainbow monacle that made his eye look like the illuminati symbol. He had a COD style gamer tag that said Indiana Jones in Chinese. "I am Mr. Camel" the camel said. "I am Mr. Camel and I'm here to tell you about the new deoderant update, but first, listen to my new album I made of me singing famous peoples names backwards".. "Ok now, the update has added in 14 new Axe deoderants into our wonderful virtual reality camel simulation game. If all the deoderants are united under the dawn of American terror, the deoderants will assist you. The deoderants are sealed away in a tomb deep undersand, though if you are listening to this, someone has already used the deoderants once. Also a warning, someone broke into Alfeeooda Camjnir's house and stole his plans for an emulater that humans can use to get into CamelDesert. This human will look just like your average Lv. 5 Starter camel. Reports from police say it was expert unity game modder Bob-" All of the sudden a Lv. 0.500 booger coated knooth hit Mr. Camel in the side of the head and he exploded into pink lemonade. Froyo awoke with a jolt, the jolt was so hard that he sapped his neck and died. He respawned in bed, but his ears were being blasted with the Attack on Titan opening theme soundtrack. Froyo tore off his non exsistant curtains and looked out his non-exsistant window

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